There was a low of -35 here this week.
NEGATIVE 3-5, mother F-ers.
This jersey girl has never seen such digits. I can't tell you if that was 'really' cold or not, since I didn't spend more than 25 seconds outside (run out, turn on car, warm up car, run back out, drive to destination, run to indoors, run back to car, repeat). Today I had to walk a bit in the -15 degree weather and I will tell you, that shit hurt. I could hear the radio announcers telling me, "It only takes a few moments out in the cold to create frostbite, so cover your extremities". I picked up my pace but was nearly in tears by the time I made it to my door. Oh, and my car wouldn't start the other day, among many other vehicles.
Good times, folks! There's still crazy skiiers out there though, you can be sure. Although Matt says he sees a lot of fools out there with no goggles on and white (frostbite) cheeks. DUH! I will wait for the positive temps to creep back in before I hit the slopes again.
Send your wool socks and parkas.
That is all.
3 comments:
I think it may be time to invest in an automatic car starter.
I'm Mr. Cold Miser, I'm Mr. Snow!
I'm Mr. ice-sicle, I'm Mr. ten below.
Friends call me Cold Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to freeze in my clutch...
I'm TOO MUCH!
"There was a low of -35 here this week".
That is crazy! I like winter but I don't think I could handle that shit.
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